Sex and Semantics

July 10, 2010 Leave a comment

So I had to do this off the cuff blog due to a ‘discussion’ on Twitter over the semantics of sex. According to said person, ‘making love’ sounds twee and makes their skin crawl. That is not how I see it. As you know, I used to be a chef and food is a big part of my life. The reason I mention this now is because what I am about to say is explained by food, so we can all get along.

The way I see it, the act of fornication can be put in three categories (good, bad and embarrassing HAHAHAH I am SO Carrie fucking whatsersexandthecityname!)

Fucking.

Having Sex.

Making Love.

and this is how it breaks down… Read more…

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‘Love Me’, a Sunday Smut guest post

July 4, 2010 Leave a comment

So once again I manage to get away with not having to write something for Sunday Smut. I know I could cheat and just copy and paste an old story/email I have written, but the idea behind Sunday Smut was for me to write some original stories. Here is something I am proud of, an established writer in their own right branching out into something they’ve never written before and making a damn good job of it. It is the naked (behave) honesty of this that gives me the good shivers and I hope is does for you.

Love Me

She looked at herself in the mirror. She was surprised to see that the reflection wasn’t nearly as ugly as she thought it would be. The bikini bottoms hugged her hips and the top wrapped itself around her breasts like a glove. She turned to the side to look at her profile and saw that her waist –contrary to the picture of herself she had in her mind– was narrow and then curved out to meet her stomach and hips. She put her hands on her hips and faced the mirror once again as a smile crept across her face. Read more…

OTC/OTT

July 1, 2010 1 comment

A copy and pasting of some tweets I did the other night. When I was a kid, I would have a bath and when it came to washing my hair I would take a lid and pour tiny bits of EVERY shampoo, soap, conditioner, gel and hair product within reach. I even managed a little bit of dye once. The theory was, if this stuff was supposed to be good for your hair, then ALL OF IT TOGETHER would be EXCELLENT for your hair!
With this sort of mindset already in place, having an emotional trough night as well as being besieged by aches, pains, dodgy sinus troubles, sore throats, etc etc I decided that instead of popping a couple of tablets, I’d take a total of 7 – one for each specific ailment.
Now, these are simple everyday, over the counter medication. Admittedly, the pain killers were cocodamol and the sinus tablets were extra strength syndol stuff. I’m no junky and I’m no *complete* idiot. I figure as few as seven can’t hurt you that bad. Turns out if you mix them in a person who already has a chemically affected system, it makes for odd tweets.
Here are those tweets. Repeated in order and with no changes anywhere. I have bulletpointed them only to show their original tweetality. Read more…

A Walk in the Forest – A Sunday Smut Guest Post

June 20, 2010 Leave a comment

Hi folks, here is I hope the first of many guest posts for Sunday Smut. Please leave comments and feedback after reading and hopefully it will encourage the poster to write some more! I was given a selection to choose from today, but I chose this story in particular because public places and the outdoors are a definite turn on for me and also because of the naturalness and honesty of the writer. Sometimes I think that honesty in erotica – the simple act of being factual about wants and needs – is more powerful than the most flowery of writing and fanciful analogies. Enjoy! Read more…

Categories: Guest Posts, Sunday Smut

Farthest Day

June 20, 2010 1 comment

So it’s Father’s Day today.

A day in which you are supposed to do stuff like wash your dad’s car, buy him novelty socks or something and he gets away with not doing any DIY and puts his feet up.

Not me, oh no. Read more…

Religion (or lack of) saved my life

June 15, 2010 1 comment

This is not some diatribe about how I found Jesus/Buddha/Nyarlathotep and it transformed my life. It is pretty much the opposite of that. Read more…

Aunt Eva

June 14, 2010 1 comment

The following is a reprint of two posts previously placed on deviantart some time ago. The reason I am replacing them here is because she was on my mind a lot today and I wanted to share her with some more people. Read more…